Whatever your opinion of their (questionable?) health benefits, adult coloring books are totally a thing now. How about we all just agree to accept it and then have some nice, relaxing fun coloring stuff?
Look! Here’s a coloring page now. Maybe we should color it.

We hope to make coloring pages a weekly offering, with various artists contributing their own interpretations of workplace tableaux. So, please check in every Wednesday for a new page.
As with everything FMTCD, we’d love to see your results. Please email pics of your finished coloring pages to hey [@] followmetocertaindoom [.] com and we’ll post them to the site and Instagram.
Super thanks to Rex Kare for our very first coloring page. More to come.