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I’m going on a journey today. The long journey of figuring out how to deactivate my…

Hello, friends! How’s your year going? Great? Great! That’s fantastic to hear. So happy for you.…

Though we’re taking a break from writing posts, we’ll happily share the occasional gifs and memes we…

Hello, friends! Once again we must beg your forgiveness for the prolonged absence. We’ve been busy…

Throw away your eyepatch and your tri-cornered hat. That’s some bush league shit right there. You’re…

Raise a proud middle finger to the cheeseburger industrial complex by treating yourself to an entire…

We’ve been absent. Please forgive us. After finishing up our latest book, we felt like taking…

Resolve to leave the civilized world behind. You are a danger to yourself and others. But…

We wrote you another book, friends! Our second book – How to Celebrate National Days: Instructions for…