Now you can spread the instant gratification of a self-service high five to any surface to which you can affix paper. Simply print out the above image and pin, tape, or non-permanently adhere it anywhere one might need to celebrate their own self-sufficiency.

We’re thinking of trying our local coffee shops, laundromats, banks, grocery stores and anywhere responsible adulting might occur.

Enjoy!

P.S. Plentiful paper but no printer? Turns out a sign like this one is pretty easy to make on your own. 😉

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