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Talk Like a Pirate Day – September 19, 2017

Throw away your eyepatch and your tri-cornered hat. That's some bush league shit right there. You're no amateur. You're better than that. You know it in your heart. Today you show the world. 

Quit your job. Quit your family. Quit your daily life. Head to the nearest marina and commandeer the sailing vessel of your choice. Should you encounter any resistance, explain the nature of the day and your commitment to verisimilitude. Folks will understand. They may even applaud your efforts...

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