How to Celebrate National Lobster Day – June 15, 2017


National Lobster Day
June 15, 2017

Wade into the nearest ocean. Call out to the lobsters. Tell the lobsters you’ve heard their song and wish to join them under the sea. Repeat your plea until a passerby politely corrects you that Sebastian from The Little Mermaid is not, in fact, a lobster, but a crab. Drown this person. Your sacrifice complete, join the citizens of the sea kingdom and get to devoting full time to floating under the sea. Da na na na, na na na na naaah. Da na na na, na na na naaaah!

We got the spirit, you got to hear it under the sea:
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