How to Celebrate National French Fries Day – July 13, 2017

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National French Fry Day
July 13, 2017

Treat your colleagues to a festival of French fries by having orders from each major fast food chain delivered to your office. As you mingle and nibble, strike up a friendly but impassioned debate over which fries are best. Wait for someone to pipe in with the clarification that French fries are not, in fact, French. Spring the trap! Finish up the fries, but leave the corpse behind as a lesson to the others.


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French fry-related products…

  1. Fries Before Guys Enamel Pin by Sleepy Mountain on Etsy
  2. Ore-Ida, Extra Crispy Fast Food Fries on Amazon Fresh
  3. French Fries Halter Top by The Velvet Party on Etsy
  4. French Fries Pullover Hoodie by Kelly Gilleran on Redbubble
  5. French Fries Earrings by Jazlene Collection on Etsy
  6. French Fries Leggings by Nostaclassic on Society6

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