National Vanilla Ice Cream Day
July 23, 2017
Invite the gang over for a vanilla ice cream social. Hang some streamers, inflate balloons, and put a bowtie on the cat. Stock your party with several dozen gallons of vanilla ice cream, and ask your party guests to bring along their favorite toppings. Create a sundae-making buffet of delicious treats. Enjoy lively, sugar-fueled conversation as you compare notes on the best topping combinations. Hot fudge, caramel, jimmies, sprinkles, fruit. Is that an individual Kraft single? Who brought this? You’re a fucking asshole, Jerry. Get the fuck out.
You know what makes the perfect vanilla ice cream topping? Knowledge
- The White Stuff: How Vanilla Became Shorthand for Bland – Slate
- The Best Vanilla Ice Cream You Can Buy at the Grocery Store – Tasting Table
- The Best Ice Cream Toppings – Ranker
- A Brief History of Ice Cream Flavors – First We Feast
- New Yorkers Are Paying $12 to Eat an Ice Cream Sundae Topped with Insects – NECN.com
Amazon’s got toppings and an easy ice cream sundae kit to make your party a hit
- Wilton Jimmies 6 Mix Sprinkle Assortment
- Hershey’s Strawberry Syrup
- Smuckers Magic Shell Variety Bundle
- Oreo Small Cookie Crumbs
- Ghiradelli Squeeze Bottles – Caramel, Chocolate & White Chocolate
- Outside the Box Papers Ice Cream Sundae Kit
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