How to Celebrate National Scotch Day – July 27, 2017

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National Scotch Day
July 27, 2017

Start your day with a tumbler full of Scotch. Add Scotch to your morning coffee. Sip it from a flask on your way to work. Take a long lunch. Have a Tom Collins with your appetizer, a Rob Roy with your entrée, and two fingers of Scotch, neat, for dessert. Don’t go back to the office, go to a bar. Drink until you’re handsome and charming. Drink until other people are handsome and charming. Scotch is magic!


Get drunk… on knowledge
Feeling fancy? How about a fancy-sounding quote?

“Language can’t describe reality. Literature has no stable reference, no real meaning. Each reader’s interpretation is equally valid, more important than the author’s intention. In fact, nothing in life has meaning. Reality is subjective. Values and truths are subjective. Life itself is a kind of illusion. Blah, blah, blah, let’s have another scotch.”  – Dean KoontzFalse Memory

Scotland is beautiful

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Our book How to Celebrate National Days goes well with a variety of fine liquors. It’s available now in paperback and ebook on Amazon.

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