How to Celebrate National Grab Some Nuts Day
Stuff your pockets with assorted nuts of your choosing. Throughout the day, in the middle of any conversation, reach deep into your pockets and proffer your companion a handful of body-warmed, unwrapped, pocket nuts. Should they accept, know that your conversation partner is a dear friend and true. Should they refuse, immediately toss the nuts into their face and flee the scene. A person who refuses pocket nuts is no friend of yours.
Links & Learning
- The Best Nuts to Eat as ranked by the Ranker community
- Which Nuts Are Healthiest? A Definitive Ranking – MindBodyGreen
- 7 Tree Nuts, Ranked Using a System You Could Never Even Begin to Understand – Clickhole
- The nuts scene from Best in Show:
Nut-Related Art for the Discerning Palate
Conquering the biggest nut by Santo76
Nuts And Nature by Pom Graphic Design
Vintage Hazelnut Chestnut Walnut ilustration by BaconFactory
Pecan Nut by TheColorK
- Nuts And Nature by Pom Graphic Design
- Vintage Hazelnut Chestnut Walnut illustration by BaconFactory
- Pecan Nut by TheColorK
- Conquering the biggest nut by Santo76
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