National Pralines Day
June 24, 2017
Pralines have a day? Seriously? Fine. Make yourself some pralines, crochet a doily, make one of those terrifying lamps out of a doll. Hold a strong opinion over how “pralines” should be pronounced, but pick the worst possible option. How about “pruh-loons?” Offer your pruhloons to others on the condition they refer to them only as “pruh-loons” henceforth. Eat all the pruhloons yourself because no one will agree to your nonsense terms. Leave work early and get a jump start on your weekend.
Just a bunch of pictures of lamps made of dolls:
Image sources: a Google image search for “doll lamp.”