Independence Day (US)
July 4, 2017

Invite friends, neighbors, and coworkers to your home for an extended celebration of America’s most influential president, Bill Pullman. Conduct a thorough retrospective of the complete Pullman cinematic oeuvre, delighting your guests with inspired pairings of films and refreshments. Suggestions:

• Ruthless People – ladyfingers, chloroform, and “Danny DeCheetos” (smaller, misshapen Cheetos)
• Spaceballs – yogurt, Perrier, and cans of compressed air
• The Serpent and the Rainbow – licorice whips and Skittles served on the soil of a recent grave
• While You Were Sleeping – creamy mashed potatoes served on paper plates listing the names and heights of the film’s cast
• Casper – marshmallow fluff dusted with powdered sugar served on an 8×10 glossy of a young Christina Ricci
• Independence Day – bomb pops, pop rocks, and coca-cola served by Randy Quaid
• Lost Highway – cocaine served in the bell of a saxophone chased with a shot of chilled human sweat
• Lake Placid – fried alligator tail, natural spring water, and a continuous loop of Betty White saying, “If I had a dick, this is where I’d tell you to suck it.”
• LBJ – jumbo hot dogs

Today, we celebrate our Independency Day!

Sites to see!

• BillPullman.Org
• Bill Pullman on IMDB
• Bill Pullman Recites Independence Day Speech at College Graduation – eonline.com
• The Bill Paxton or Bill Pullman Test – bobborst.com
• Bill Pullman: Actor Turned Cattle Rancher – Parade Magazine

The iconic speech!

Just a bunch of pictures of Bill Pullman (and one of Bill Paxton)!

Our very first book, How to Celebrate National Days – July 2017 is out now in paperback and ebook formats! If you bought it, we’d be so grateful!