How to Celebrate Independence Day (US) – July 4, 2017

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Independence Day (US)
July 4, 2017

Invite friends, neighbors, and coworkers to your home for an extended celebration of America’s most influential president, Bill Pullman. Conduct a thorough retrospective of the complete Pullman cinematic oeuvre, delighting your guests with inspired pairings of films and refreshments. Suggestions:

  • Ruthless People – ladyfingers, chloroform, and “Danny DeCheetos” (smaller, misshapen Cheetos)
  • Spaceballs – yogurt, Perrier, and cans of compressed air
  • The Serpent and the Rainbow – licorice whips and Skittles served on the soil of a recent grave
  • While You Were Sleeping – creamy mashed potatoes served on paper plates listin
  • g the names and heights of the film’s cast
  • Casper – marshmallow fluff dusted with powdered sugar served on an 8×10 glossy of a young Christina Ricci
  • Independence Day – bomb pops, pop rocks, and coca-cola served by Randy Quaid
  • Lost Highway – cocaine served in the bell of a saxophone chased with a shot of chilled human sweat
  • Lake Placid – fried alligator tail, natural spring water, and a continuous loop of Betty White saying, “If I had a dick, this is where I’d tell you to suck it.”
  • LBJ – jumbo hot dogs

Today, we celebrate our Independency Day!

Sites to see!

The iconic speech!

Just a bunch of pictures of Bill Pullman (and one of Bill Paxton)!

Share Bill Pullman Day… errr….Independence Day with your friends!

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