How to Celebrate National Piña Colada Day – July 10, 2017

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Piña Colada

National Pina Colada Day
July 10, 2017

Become disenchanted with your current long-term relationship. While your significant other is sleeping, trawl internet dating sites for new potential partners. Respond to a profile that shares your interests – your fondness for tropical beverages, precipitation, and public indecency – and request a meeting at a local bar. When your date arrives, realize the profile belonged to your significant other. Feel confused and betrayed, but admit your own duplicity. Recognize that your relationship has been effectively dead for some time. Agree to part ways amicably. Share a couple of farewell piña coladas.


If you have half a brain…

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A handy image to share with friends or soon-to-be ex lovers…

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