National Pet Fire Safety Day
July 15, 2017
Have a frank discussion with your pet about fire safety. Provide a detailed floorplan of your home, highlighting appropriate exit routes in case of fire. Demonstrate how to operate a fire extinguisher. Install state-of-the-art smoke detection, motion detection, and security systems throughout your home. Become so consumed with your pet’s safety that you neglect your pet’s happiness. Recognize the growing emotional distance between you and your pet, but remain unable to shake your anxiety over fire safety. When the gulf becomes too great and your pet leaves you, recognize the irony of the situation – what you thought would keep you together ultimately drove you apart. Harbor no resentment. Use your newfound solitude to focus on working on yourself and developing a side-hustle as a pet fire safety consultant.
Share this image with those you love, but never forget to share yourself…
Never stop learning…
- Pet Fire Safety – American Red Cross
- How to Prevent Your Pet From Starting A Fire – PetMD
- How to Start Consulting on the Side – Forbes
- Three Steps to Balancing Your Relationship – GoodTherapy.org
- 9 Ways to Restore Balance to a Relationship – Psychology Today
- How to Handle a Breakup: 10 Do’s and 4 Don’t’s – Thought Catalog
Never stop shopping…
- Campfire Play Set by TwoTinySunshines on Etsy
- Pet Alert Safety Fire Rescue Stickers on Amazon
- Ready America Grab ‘n Go Cat Evacuation Kit on Petco
- Hot Headz Fire Blanket on Amazon
- Fire! Fire! Felt Board Doll by KutUpsMagicFeltDolls on Etsy
- First Alert Aerosol Fire Extinguishers on Amazon
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