How to Celebrate National Ice Cream Day – July 16, 2017

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National Ice Cream Day
July 16, 2017 (Third Sunday in July)

Visit your local grocery store to purchase as much of your favorite ice cream as you can afford. Demand a discount in celebration of the day. Return home and carefully stack the ice cream containers, building a small fort around yourself on your living room floor. Pretend a terrible pestilence has invaded your fort and your only means of escape is eating the walls around you. Consume the ice cream. Realize too late that the only real contagion was your deep-seated feeling of inadequacy. Reflect on the day’s accomplishments and the skills you demonstrated to achieve them – navigation, negotiation, spatial reasoning, creativity, imagination, eating. Join the competitive eating circuit and find validation and companionship in your new field.


Self-actualized people share inspirational images like this one…
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Helpful links and learning for your new career in competitive eating and generally being an awesome person…
  1. Explore the Delicious History of Ice Cream – PBS.org
  2. How to Become a Competitive Eater – FoodChallenges.com
  3. Some Cold, Hard Historical Facts about Good Old Ice Cream – History.org
  4. A Roadmap to Overcoming Insecurities – Zen Habits
  5. Here’s What Competitive Eating Does to Your Body – Time
  6. 17 Secrets of a Competitive Eating Champion – Mental Floss
  7. Our header image plus What Causes Ice Cream Headaches TodayIFoundOut.com
Some ice cream gifs…
Some ice cream gifts…
  1. Ice Cream Night Light/Desk Lamp on Amazon
  2. Ice Cream Honeycomb Decorations by PomLove on Etsy
  3. DIY Felt Ice Cream Set by PinkKittyPrincess on Etsy
  4. Happiness II Tote bag by annisatiarau on Redbubble
  5. Smart Snacks Rainbow Color Cones on Amazon
  6. Ice Cream Time Leggings by Evgenia Chuvardina on Society6
  7. Triple Scoop Ice Cream Cone Pillow on Amazon
  8. Summer Treats Laptop Sleeve by Steve Haskamp on Society6
  9. Ice Cream art print by Katerina Kalinich on Society6

You know what tastes great? Reading. Our very first book, How to Celebrate National Days is out now in paperback and ebook!

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