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National Toasted Marshmallow Day – August 30, 2017

Stay off the roads and find a way out of town. Climb a hill into the…

Drop by what once was the lighthouse keeper’s favorite Chinese restaurant – the only Chinese restaurant…

Pull your cherry turnovers from the oven and set them on a rack to cool. Fan…

Drop the façade of mild-mannered normalcy and allow yourself to indulge a few of your wilder…

If you have a dog, pet your dog. If you don’t have a dog, go to…

Visit your grocery store and procure all the essential ingredients for creating banana splits. We recommend…

Keep running. Don’t look back. As you sprint away from the hatch, scan your surroundings for…

Fire up Netflix and treat yourself to an extended marathon of The Great British Bake Off.…

Ask yourself why we lie to children. Is it to soften the eventual realization that life…

Purchase several hundred dollars worth of board games, card games, and jigsaw puzzles. Wrap each purchase…